Not to be dramatic, but today is the worst fuking day...ever. It is not even 12 pm and today has already back alley kicked the crap out of me and left me bleeding and bruised to die. I knew it was not going to be a parade and calories do not count day when the weather app said NYC 78 degrees this am, but I had some hope. July 10, 2013 is the worst and here is why....
1. Smashed my iPhone screen - I have dropped this thing, flushed it down a toilet, and left it in the snow and she has survived. But I try to answer a text from my dad about a family trip and I drop it on the sidewalk and BUSTED. This iPhone is now as ratchet as my weekend behavior.
2. Sweating Balls - It is hot. Not just hot, Hitler would come from Hell and walk West Broadway and break a sweat type of hot. This is not a cute look for me
3. No cottage cheese - Yes it looks pretty foul to eat, but its a simple pleasure of mine and we were all out of it at breakfast.
4. Had to pee in NY Penn Station and that place is filthy. I am forever unclean.
5. Ran out of face wash in the shower, so I used shampoo on my face. This is actually a toss up, maybe it will be awesome for your skin/hair and I will start a new sensation. Or this is terrible and I ruined my skin. Jury is still deciding.
Only solace of the day, random woman saying my outfit was killer. Thank you random lady, you are the reason I do not storm out of work and sit in Dominique Ansels Bakery and go to town on treats. You saved my sanity and waistline