1. Why does the coffee in Soho only come in one tiny size? RUDE. We all have slight addictions in this borough, bump up the size. At the price I pay I should be getting a piece of gold as a side to my coffee, but I could settle for a real large.
2. Loving the Andy Warhol Perrier designs, however do you really think when he was creating his masterpieces his real hope was to someday have them on plastic, extremely disposable?
4. Back to Beyonce.... Read a quote today, "you have as many hours in the day as Beyonce does". Is that supposed to be encouraging or depressing? Because Beyonce accomplishes a lot more than I do in a day. However, it is her job to be Beyonce, if I dedicated all day to being Beyonce maybe I could accomplish a tini-tiny percentage of what she does.
5. I saw that Kim lost 50 lbs after pushing out that turd. Maybe she did, maybe she did blow. whose to say.
6. I wish band aids were in style because I am rocking three of them right now from random injuries. The cutie on my finger was from slicing tomatoes and not paying attention. The two on my toe are from the lovely lady who stilletoed my toe. Now I have Billbo Baggins feet, thanks miss.
7. At our office there is a man across the way that literally sits in his apartment all day shirtless. Sir, I have so many questions for you. How can you afford that? And since you obviously have it all figured it out, please tell me your secrets. I want to live like you, sincerely intern across the street that takes snap chats of you.